The offer I have made

by Avishkar Parmananden Govender

I have just confirmed that through the instance of a post entitled, “It’s so hard” published on my personal WordPress, that I have, in fact, made an offer to the general public. I said, in that post, that it has been argued that Juju ultimately made from certain lower-order things should be free of charge (simply because it is worthless in terms of the imperative of human development, and because it propagates and proliferates poverty), and that the drugs used to fallaciously represent lower-order Juju as being made from higher-order animals, or even humans, should be looked beyond; while the larceny, narcissism and sarcasm, used to justify and embellish the promises of the lower-order Juju, should be sifted out.

I continued, in that post, to say that lower-order Juju at best produces a Juju known as “stupid criminal”, and that it, at best, manifests itself as a Victoria Island Cockroach or an Abujan Housefly. I spoke, in that post, in a manner that demeaned lower-order Juju, and which not only offered lower-order Juju free of charge – but also suggested that I could both without drugs and without larceny, narcissism and/or sarcasm; make favourable representation and offering of lower-order Juju. This has been brought to my attention, most vociferously.

I’m a good sport, so I will say the following and in so doing will confirm that I have made the following offer:

  • I agree that through the instance of the post entitled, “It’s so hard”, I have made an offer to the general public and, further to which, I agree that in terms of what is stated hereabove, I have made an offer to the general public.
  • I agree to make, supply and provide lower-order Juju; being made ultimately from Rubbish, Dirt, Trash, Filth, Garbage, Waste, Sewage, Effluent, Slime, Grime, Faeces, Fæces, Faecal Matter, Fæcal Matter, Cockroach, Cockroaches, Housefly and/or Houseflies; for and to the general public free of charge.
  • I agree to make, supply and provide personality for and to each instance and combination of lower-order Juju that will, without drugs, enable the recipients and/or beneficiaries to be represented as being of higher-order animal, or even human, Juju; for and to the general public free of charge.
  • I agree to make, supply and provide representation for and of each instance and combination of lower-order Juju, that will, without larceny, narcissism and/or sarcasm, enable the lower-order Juju to be perceived as being attractive, valuable and desirable; for and to the general public free of charge.
  • I agree to make, supply and provide the Jujus known as “stupid”, “clever”, “uneducated”, “educated” and “power”; for and to the general public free of charge.
  • I agree to make, supply and provide the Jujus known as “stupid criminal”, “stupid criminal I”, “stupid criminal II”, “stupid criminal III”, “Victoria Island Cockroach” and “Abujan Housefly”; for and to the general public free of charge.
  • I agree to make, supply and provide the Jujus known as “Intelligent Hair Extension” and “Intelligent Hair Extensions”; for and to the general public free of charge.
  • I agree that the title, “It’s so hard” is in itself an offer of medicine to treat erectile dysfunction, that is to achieve strong, strident and long lasting penile erections. Therefore I agree to make, supply and provide medicines to treat erectile dysfunction; for and to the general public free of charge.
  • I agree that all of this will be made by myself, at my own cost, without recompense by the recipients and/or beneficiaries, and finally, I agree that all of this will be supplied and provided, automatically, through HANIS Locator, which is a system that I am, own and operate.

The only catch is that I’m making the retention of the products of this Juju offer, dependent on the recipients and beneficiaries choosing Democratic Alliance, choosing to vote Democratic Alliance and choosing to vote for Democratic Alliance, in 2019.

***Please note that I have not agreed, nor am I offering, to pay for, allow, tolerate, enable, make, supply and/or provide Psychotic Repetition, Drugs, Larceny, Narcissism and/or Sarcasm***

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